Monday, September 22, 2008

More Jeopardy Proof!!!

it would seem that there is proof out there of this then i had thought!!!



Jeopardy Revisited

it would appear as though the Might Alex Trebek has begun to show his total distain for the american public and contestants

Thursday, September 18, 2008

what the hell

Ok the song is catchy but do he have to be so gay? It makes me not like the song as much...well actually I think this sucks cause it got stuck in my head while I was on the toilet.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Has Jeopardy Changed?



Somewhere along the line Jeopardy changed. Years ago jeopardy meant something, its was a challenge to intelligent people ever where. I am clearly not one of these people, however I have noticed that there are more and more questions that I know. Its almost as if the people at Jeopardy...most likely Alex,were like "so no one really cares about this show any more what should we do" .Since adding girls in bikinis that jump when ever the contestants buzzed in didn't get past prime time censors they decided to make the questions easier.

Now this means two thing, one: the producers at Jeopardy would rather beat an old horse to death just to make a few bucks rather than looking for a new game show. It also shows that the producers think that the American Public is getting stupider. Well I think we all know the answer to what I think about that...

Monday, September 15, 2008

Tom Cruse Killed the American male



Some where along the line Men stopped being Men. And like most people i am going to blame this on Tom Cruse. Wait here me out.

Before Tom slid into our our heats Hollywood was selling us the image of a man's man that showed up, handled a problem, needed no thanks, and then left. Look at Wayne, Eastwood, Stalone, Russel,and Norris. What do they all have in common aside form awesome movies and not being able to act they showed American boys how to be American men. And along comes Maverick the hero who has to be reminded that he is the best, a hero that cries when his friend dies.

These actions killed the previous archetype of the American male and started the downward trend that put the America where it is today. That right, most people think that America's problems can be traced back to George Bush or Terrorism, but bush wouldn't have been elected if it weren't for Tom Cruse's popularity. I'm nit say that he had anything first hand to do with the election, but his popular characters made it easy for for American to think that a slacker could run the country.
So America is Ruined...THANKS TOM CRUSE

Saturday, September 13, 2008

What the Hell is this

Need i say more... What is the D and why is it soooo cold???

Friday, September 12, 2008

FAT people


Fat people piss me off. Well not all fat people mainly just the fat lazy people. Those people you see in society and automatically know that there is going to be a problem. Either that they don't/ can't get out of the way. You can see it on their faces at they stand near the exit doors on the bus. I'm not mad them because they are fat or even that they are in the way. Its that they refuse to pay attention to their surroundings.

Clearly not all "fat people" are over weight and not all over weight are fat. Look at Francis Ford Coppola, Marlon Brando, Homer Simpson and Santa Claus. Not to mention the there are plenty of people that are in shape that do a damn good job of just being in the way as well. But what makes fat people worse is that they take up so much more than the average person...so what am i saying here.

If you are fat you gotta take extra care in you surrounding, You have to have you head on a swivel, you are bigger than the the usual person... you could kill someone. You do a little extra work when you are in public to make sure everything runs smoothly. but then again if you did extra work you most likely wouldn't be fat in the first place.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Siskel and Ebert Aka So what happened to angry tall guy? where did he go?


OK when i was a kid my mom made me watch Siskel and Ebert like all the time. From the prospective of an eight-year-old these guys were geniuses. When they both like a movie, man you gotta see that movie. If the disagreed then you had to think to yourself " do i want to be tall and bald or fat with glasses today". Like today do i want to be angry for no reason or have an ugly wife? These two men were counterpoints and just like in music you can't have one without the other. So with the death of Gene Siskel American Television also lost intelligent film criticism. We can see this in the next generation of the television show Ebert and Robert. Here we have a balding fat man with a fat man with glasses. Already the American film choices are being dumbed down. You even lose a little of who you want to be, you can't be angry tall guy anymore.

Now we have already lost 50% of our choices 50% of America just gone like that. And with the loss Ebert America now has one choice. The new incarnation of "out at the movies" is just two moderately educated "gentlemen" that trade sound bite about how much they like the latest hollywood release. Not a film experience that you could choose to have just " boy golly Will Smith...need i say more" yes please do. that is why this statement made me so happy.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080721/FEATURED/150028057

So what happened to angry tall guy? where did he go?

( above picture from website http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080721/FEATURED/150028057)

The Beginning

This site dedicated to things that suck for seemly no reason like a way to be like "hey wait a minute...on paper this is awesome... ok who messed it up"